Since this is a Rant post about coaches I will throw out the one from this last weekend...
I am in A and PU asks me for a check swing call. I give big Hammer and say "Yes, She Went"
Pretty Simple huh?
Coach starts asking me about the head of the bat, exactly how far did the bat come etc...
I told him, Coach, In my judgment she made an attempt.
He brings walks away and comes back out with a bat and asks me to show him exactly what I saw!
I told him, Coach, I am not here to give you a coaching clinic and In my judgment she made an attempt. Let's Play Ball! - Fortunately for him he walked away and continued the game.
(This was High School Playoffs - Last round before State)