Keep the good stories coming! I love 'em.
Many years ago I knew a guy who got married on Friday night. He & his wife weren't able to leave on their honeymoon until Sunday.
On Saturday, they walked down to the local park to watch a Little League game. No umps, so he volunteered.
No cup... Balloon CP...You know where this is going. He was in the dirt in a fetal position. I offered to go on his honeymoon for him, but he declined.
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