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Old Sun Nov 10, 2002, 04:11pm
Mark Padgett Mark Padgett is offline
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If you want to prepare properly, go to the zoo with a tape recorder and tape about 2 hours of howler monkey screaming. Then - lock yourself in a closet and turn the tape on full blast. Do this while running in place.

Also - practice the phrases, "no, coach", "that's not what happened coach" and "coach, you have obviously confused me with someone who gives a dump."

Then, make yourself an Advil and Tylenol milkshake and drink it.
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