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					Originally Posted by  Dakota
					 
				 
				Regardless, I seriously doubt the NCAA rule book meant for umpires to refer to Newtonian Physics 
			
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 Yeah, most of our collegiate friends would think this is a cookie for those who are constipated 
 
Professor: I don't feel well.
Dean: Why don't you go to the Dispensary? They'll give you a Newtonian Physic. That sucker will clean you right out, figs always do that for me.