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Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch
No, but I've had a player ask me. His words: "Sir, I know we're not supposed to have jewelry on our ears and tongues, but do I need to remove the one I have on my crotch?" Partner and I looked at each other, not sure how we were supposed to answer that.  |
Two options:
1. "If I don't see it, it ain't a problem, and I definitely ain't gonna look."
2. Put your hands over your ears and start humming.
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