During game, flagrant T's on both and toss them. After the horn and still within visual confines, flagrant T's and ejection. Both ways, I'll still have a report to the state association (depending on the side of the river I'm on).

After the horn, and outside of the visual confines of the court, stay in the locker room till all hell blows over. Or if you enjoy a good fight, take the shirt off, put on a different shirt, grab some popcorn...ahhh, who am I kidding?