BJV a few weeks ago. Coach has been a PITA and is getting no love from us. He also really, really, really wants a 3 second call. Has wanted it all game long. So in a last ditch effort, he has his captain ask me to "please watch the 3 seconds."
I'm afraid I ripped that poor kid a bit of new one.
"You're kidding me, right? There are 3.8 seconds left in the game and they've got the ball in their backcourt!"