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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I worked with a guy whose last name is Cheeseman. When his wife was pregnant, I told him that if it was a boy, they should name the kid "Hammond".
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Pregnant women goes into labor at home. Her husband is away on a business trip, so she calls her brother, and asks him to drive her to the hospital. At the hospital, she delivers a healthy baby girl. To thank her brother for coming to her aid, she says that he can name the baby. He quickly replies, "Denise". She says that that's a great name, how did he come up with that name. He replies, "It was easy. If it had been a girl, Denise. If it had been a boy, Denephew".