Thank God I Have A Good Day Job ...
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Originally Posted by derwil
Bazillion jump balls/turn overs/fouls.
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Husband and wife, who happens to be blond, are watching the news on television. There's a story about two Brazilian skydivers dying in a freak accident. Wife starts to sob uncontrollably. Husband asks her why she's sobbing. She says that this is a huge disaster, and is imagining the sorrow that those families are going through. After a few seconds, she asks her husband, "How many in a brazilian?".
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