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Originally Posted by snorman75

I tossed a grandmother out of a 8th grade girls game a few year back. She would not stop mouthing off. It is still lore around the area.

I tossed a dad out of a Kindergarten game because he wouldn't stop mouthing off. Now his kid is in JH...and I don't normally do JH, guess I'll have to wait till he hits HS.

[stosh]

Did a middle schoole girls game once where with about 2 minutes to go it looked like we were headed to OT at 0-0! (I think the a/p's were in the mid 20's at that point). Luckily team A went on a roll down the stretch and ended up winning 6-0!

(yes, this was basketball).

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by derwil

Bazillion jump balls/turn overs/fouls.

Husband and wife, who happens to be blond, are watching the news on television. There's a story about two Brazilian skydivers dying in a freak accident. Wife starts to sob uncontrollably. Husband asks her why she's sobbing. She says that this is a huge disaster, and is imagining the sorrow that those families are going through. After a few seconds, she asks her husband, "How many in a brazilian?".

[AKOFL]

Gotta love thoes blondes. Had a C team game the other day, score was 47-0. Good times. My first shut out. I get a little misty eyed just talking about it.

[Back In The Saddle]

Originally Posted by Juulie Downs

Okay, okay, PA, you've had a rough week what with the cold weather and all. There, there. Let's find you a different website for a couple hours, okay? Here's a nice amusing YouTube topic, okay?

http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...rch_type=&aq=f


You look at that for a few minutes and then have a nice cup of hot chocolate and read a little bit of Dave Barry or watch some SNL re-runs.

Sheez....

(someone tell that guy's wife to quit putting spray starch on his shorts...)

This gets my vote for post of the week.

[JugglingReferee]

Originally Posted by Juulie Downs

Okay, okay, PA, you've had a rough week what with the cold weather and all. There, there. Let's find you a different website for a couple hours, okay? Here's a nice amusing YouTube topic, okay?

http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...rch_type=&aq=f


You look at that for a few minutes and then have a nice cup of hot chocolate and read a little bit of Dave Barry or watch some SNL re-runs.

Sheez....

(someone tell that guy's wife to quit putting spray starch on his shorts...)

JD: this is by far my fav so far. . . http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=dZX8YYQ7ejQ I think it's worth $10k on that Saget TV show.

[mplagrow]

Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch

Now his kid is in JH....

Juvenile hall? No surprise there.