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Originally Posted by PtotheB
I'm surprised you lived long enough to type the question mark...Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk, and kill. There is no chin under the Chuck Norris beard, just another fist. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands: They are now known as "The Islands."
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I'm wondering which speed Norris is using when he's hawking the Total Gym equipment with Christie Brinkley. Rumor has it since Norris joined that team; the commercials have been renamed "com merci fuls".
