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Old Thu Jan 08, 2009, 08:51am
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Originally Posted by Snaqwells View Post
I had a JV girls game with exactly one double dribble, two travels, two jump balls (none in the first half)
Well, I had a 7th grade girls game last night with exactly one double dribble, two travels, and two jump balls - in the first three minutes!

One girl in the lane about five feet from the basket took a shot (I think it was a shot) but it went straight up in the air. That was a first for me.

OK, when I saw that I almost laughed....but, that's a different thread.

Another gal's hands were so small, (Insert Ed McMann - "How small were they?") there was a violation and I needed the ball to inbound it. She picked it up at center court and attempted to throw it to me along the sideline via a baseball pass and missed me by 20 feet and scattered the players on her own bench!

Long night and horrible game(s) to return to after the holiday break.
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