Tell the AD to get out some masking tape, get down on his knees and put the semi-circle on. If he won't do it, tell him the game is canceled due to the gym floor being inadequate. If he gives you any grief, stuff the tape down his throat so he chokes. Also take everyone's cell phone so no one can call 911 to save him. Then stand over him and laugh in his face as he slowly expires. Then drive really fast to Canada.
Or, you could just play the game. Nowhere near as much fun, though.
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Yom HaShoah
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