Ah yes, the memories of youth rec league ball.
Man, how hard I try to forget! Great kids, wanna be coaches, and stupid parents. I remember once having a parent scream "3 seconds in the lane." To which I looked at her and replied, "OK. I've got
ten girls in the lane. Which
one do you want me to call it on." The head of that league was a truly great D1 player who later played for a while in Europe. I remember him shaking his head in disbelief at some of the things that he saw or heard.