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Old Thu Dec 25, 2008, 09:04am
Chess Ref Chess Ref is offline
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Originally Posted by SRW View Post
If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck is short and cheap.
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