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Old Tue Dec 16, 2008, 07:44pm
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Originally Posted by SRW View Post
If you have $5, and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Good thing Davey was not around when Chuck was, or there would have been
no Walker, Texas Ranger.
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