Coach: "Blah, blah, blah."
Official: "Thank you, coach."
...
Coach: "Blah, blah, blah."
Official: "Thank you, coach."
...
Coach: "Blah, blah, blah."
Official: "Thank you, coach."
...
Coach: "Why do you keep saying, 'Thank you, coach'?"
Official: "Because they won't let me say, 'STFU, coach'!"
