Not to outdo anyone, but...
...I had an unassisted triple play a couple of weekends ago!
16U USSSA state tournament, R1 at second and R2 at first, runners going on the pitch. Line shot to F6 for out #1; F6 steps on second for out #2; the oblivious R2 thinks he was the one who was called out and trots to his first base side dugout while F6 runs a bit faster and touches first for out #3.