My funniest coach comeback after a "warning" came a few years ago. Fans of one team were becoming outragesouly obnoxous, taunting the opponents, etc. It was just me and the 2 coaching staffs and the parents - no TD, site admin, etc. So I said to the coach, "Coach, one of your jobs is to control your fans. Do you know what happens to a coach who doesn't do his job?"
So, the coach goes over to talk with his fans. Soon, I hear a big cheer and lots of applause from the fans. The coach comes back and says, "Blue, I told them that if they did not behave you were going to eject me. They all cheered!"
(They did settle down, though...)
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