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Originally Posted by etsubucsfan1988
Wow, never expected this number of responses.
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Are you kidding?
Don't flatter yourself, 90% of them were about Eliot Spitzer and Miss I-da-ho. The rest said get over it, it was a good T.
So let's get back on topic... David Letterman's Top 10 mesages left on Eliot Spitzer's answering machine
10 Hey, what's new?
9 It's Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Nevermind.
8 Ralph Nader here, glad to hear I'm not the only politician who has to pay for it
7 I'm calling from the 'New York Post.' Would you rather be known as 'Disgraced Gov Perv' or 'Humiliated Whore Fiend'?
6 This is John McCain, if it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln's wife
5 It's Dr. Phil, call me if you need any horse**** advice
4 This is Senator Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?
3 It's Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way
2 Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free
1 It's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I'm no longer America's creepiest governor