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Originally Posted by Camron Rust
This one is not mine...but it happened here in Portland:
Coach: "Ref, The foul count is 8-2!"
Ref: "Coach, your team has 2!!  "
Coach: "<silence> " |
Along the same lines (not mine but happened in a JC game)...
Fouls are 7-0 (NCAA rules) against the home team. Foul called on V1. V coach jumps up.
V COACH: Homered! I'm getting homered! I can't believe it!!
REF: (walks to bench) Coach, look at the scoreboard.
V COACH: What am I looking at?
REF: The fouls are 7 to 1 for...
V COACH: I know! I can't believe it's 7-1! Unbelievable!!
REF: Coach, your team has 1 foul, the foul we just called.
V COACH: ... well, don't I feel like an a**hole?
REF: Yeah you do. Now here's the thing: I have to give you a T for your homer comment.
V COACH: Oh darn it. What do we do?
REF: As I walk away, throw your hands in the air.
V COACH: You'd do that for me?
REF: Yes but only this one time.
Coach throws hands in the air, gets whacked. At halftime...
V COACH: Hey ref, nobody's ever done anything like that for me before. How can I pay you back?
REF: Sit down and don't say another word tonight.
He did as he was told (there's no seatbelt rule here).