LOL, I got a gem from a coach tonight.
He's one of those that chirps a little too much, but isn't too demonstrative...just kind of whiny.
His player, A1 receives the pass on the run and goes right through the defender as he's going up. I'm lead and it's right in front of me and it was a clear charge. So as we are headed the other way he yells:
"C'mon, how can he charge if he didn't dribble the ball!!!!?!?"

I didn't know what to say