At least four or five years ago I was working a game with Dave. I think it was a youth league game, probably about 8th grade boys. Anyway, there were free throws in the 3rd quarter and Dave noticed one of the boys had an untied shoelace. Dave told him to tie it during the dead ball between shots. The kid bent down but kept screwing up and was taking a really long time. Dave turned toward the bleachers and shouted in a loud voice, "Is his mommy here?"
Everyone started laughing and the kid was laughing so hard it took him another 30 seconds or so to tie it.
Dave looked at the kid and said, "I have just two words for you. VEL.....CRO!"
I laughed so hard I almost wee-wee'd in my compression shorts.
But - I'm sure that's a lot more than you wanted to know.
