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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
Juulie - just tell the player that you believe him, but it appears there are earrings there. If at any time during the game, the band-aid comes off and reveals earrings, it will be a flagrant technical foul with a DQ, his team will forfeit the game and have all the rest of their games that season canceled and he will go to jail for 10 years for fraud after 3 months of waterboarding plus any children he has in the future will be sold to foreign nationals. And, oh yeah - you'll tell his mom.
Then see if he "fesses up".
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Then he'll start crying and go tell his mom himself. Then she'll beat you senseless (Juulie could tell her when to stop) and sue your fishnets off.
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I swear, Gus, you'd argue with a possum.
It'd be easier than arguing with you, Woodrow.
Lonesome Dove
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