[Adam]

Small school V Girls game Friday night. Towards the end of a very close game (home team lost), visitors are inbounding the ball and A1 throws it off of B1 and jumps in and grabs the ball before getting fouled.

After the game, we head for the locker room (teacher's lounge) and it's locked. Fans are walking by us on their way out. The R heads back to the gym to get the home ***'t coach to let us in since the AD can't be found. ***'t coach says he'll let him in the office if he'll answer a question first. R refuses and says he needs to let us in first. Coach agrees and follows R to the office where the AD is arriving to open the door (insisting it had been open, which wouldn't have been good, either). Then, coach follows R into the office and asks his question regarding the above mentioned play, wanting to know if it is legal.

When the R affirms that it's legal, coach responds, "But no one else had touched the ball after it hit our player." The R simply says, "I gave you the answer," and turns to walk into the actual dressing room (the nurse's office inside the principals' administration suite.)

They sometimes just don't get it, on several levels.