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Old Fri May 10, 2002, 12:28pm
Mark Padgett Mark Padgett is offline
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Red face

One I am hearing now is "He was out of control" - referring to the ball handler after I call a block on the defense.

My response to the HM is usually, "Do you mean he didn't fit the rulebook definition of player control, or the rulebook definition of team control? Because, that's the only kinds of control the rules allow me to recognize. Please explain to me which one, and why - according to the rules. I'll wait."

Then, I just stand there and stare at his pants. Occasionally, I also puke on his shoes.

Wow - haven't used those in a long time.

Challenging an HM on the rules usually gets a response something like this -
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