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Old Fri May 03, 2002, 07:57am
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Re: Reminds me of a Joke......

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Originally posted by Gulf Coast Blue
There was an Alabama cotton farmer who had come to West Texas to get some ideas from a well known Texas Farmer on getting more production from his farm.........

Upon arrival.........the Texan asked the Alabama farmer how big his spread was.............

The Alabama farmer replied........."Pretty big........I have 2900 acres".......

The Texan puffed up and asked the Alabaman to step out onto his porch............

He pointed to the North.........as bragged........."I can get into my pick-up.......and drive all day.....and never reach the end of my property........."

He pointed to the South........and repeated his brag.......as well as to the East and West.........

The Alabaman...........replied in his best Southern Drawl........."I fell your pain Bubba.........I used to have a pick-up truck like that"..............

BTW Welcome aboard..........we know how to laugh at ourselves in Texas..................grin

Joel

To glen........are you going to be calling any in Houston/Pasadena this Spring.......?

My oldests team play the Beaumont Blast in a pool game Saturday at 6:00 p.m.





[Edited by Gulf Coast Blue on May 2nd, 2002 at 11:35 PM]
I certainly hope that I make a couple in that area. Hey good luck
with the Blast. Not sure wish team it will be that you will
be facing. They have two 18's....I am sure your team will
be facing same problem that Blast will. Have several girls
still in playoffs. Both their pitchers are. Bobbitt from
Vidor and the Collins gal from Splendora. Surely with your
DD playing AFA we will connect.

glen
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