There was an Alabama cotton farmer who had come to West Texas to get some ideas from a well known Texas Farmer on getting more production from his farm.........
Upon arrival.........the Texan asked the Alabama farmer how big his spread was.............
The Alabama farmer replied........."Pretty big........I have 2900 acres".......
The Texan puffed up and asked the Alabaman to step out onto his porch............
He pointed to the North.........as bragged........."I can get into my pick-up.......and drive all day.....and never reach the end of my property........."
He pointed to the South........and repeated his brag.......as well as to the East and West.........
The Alabaman...........replied in his best Southern Drawl........."I fell your pain Bubba.........I used to have a pick-up truck like that"..............
BTW Welcome aboard..........we know how to laugh at ourselves in Texas..................grin
Joel
To glen........are you going to be calling any in Houston/Pasadena this Spring.......?
My oldests team play the Beaumont Blast in a pool game Saturday at 6:00 p.m.
[Edited by Gulf Coast Blue on May 2nd, 2002 at 11:35 PM]