Great stories!! Doesn't everyone have one of these? I had the same thing happen at a girl's game last year. The bi**h of it was that I got to the game site well over an hour early and had plenty of time to get a new pair of pants had I known...instead I got into the locker room in the middle of the third quarter of the prelim game, pulled out the pants that I had, slipped one leg in, then the other and as I started pulling them up I thought "uh oh"...these were the pants I wore when I was in college and about 30lbs ago (why these were still in my possession I have no idea)!! So I fight to get them up and zippered and look at my partners "uh guys we have a problem here!"....to their credit they held back the laughter!!! Fortunately one of my partners had an extra pair that fit in the waist & seat, but the inseam was about 4 inches too short...so my choices were to stay squeezed into these plum smugglers and risk a parent calling the cops on the pervert referee, or deal with the "nice floods" comments from the crowd...I pulled the socks up, hiked the pants down as far as I could and went with it.....I also triple check my bag every time now...
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