"In the United States today, we have more than our share of nattering nabobs of negativism." -- Spiro Agnew
"I had always loved beautiful and artistic things, though before leaving America I had had a very little chance of seeing any." -- Emma Albani
"When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, "Ours." -- Father Andrew SDC
"America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks." -- John Barrymore
"One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife...."-- Robert Whitney Boynton
"You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination." -- General Charles De Gaulle
And the next time y'all wonder why a kid on the court misbehaves...
"The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children." -- Edward VIII
By the way, bring on the Canada quotes... I've heard 'em all! 