One of my personal all-time faves came in baseball about 25 years ago. TX state tournament. Coach has been an a$$ much of the game. Down two runs in the fifth and he decides he's going to fire up his team and get jacked.
"Effim," sez my conscience. Besides, it was about 180 degrees at good old Disch=Falk Field in Austin, with about 180 percent humidity.
He did just about everything but physical contact. And he got to keep his happy butt in the game. One of my partners started to restrict him to the dugout and I told my partner (in a whisper while the coach was catching his breath) that he was staying in the sun.
Got his butt beat, too.
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John
An ucking fidiot
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