New activity fees for parents
I THINK WE ARE DOING THIS ALL WRONG
WE SHOULDN'T BE CHARGING THE KIDS TO PLAY SPORTS
WE SHOULD BE CHARGING THE PARENTS WHO TRY AND HELP COACH
$150 PER SPORT IF FROM THE STANDS
$300 PER EVENT IF YOU END UP IN THE COACHES OFFICE OR LOCKER ROOM TO
GIVE
THEM ADVICE
$500 IF YOU CALL OR SHOW UP AT THE COACHES HOME TO GIVE THEM ADVICE
$1000 IF YOU CALL THE A.D. TO GIVE THEM THEIR OPIONION ON THE COACHE'S
COACHING TECHNIQUES
$100/SPORT/GAME TO HELP REFEREE
AN EXTRA $100 FOR EACH IF YOU BRING YOUR SPOUSE OR FRIEND ALONG JUST TO
HAVE
THEM SAY, "ASK HIM ABOUT THIS TOO", OR "REMEMBER THAT OTHER THING HE
DID".
NO MAXIMUM AT ANY LEVEL
This should raise a hell of a lot of more money for the various
activities,
as well as end a lot of the whining.
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