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Old Fri Jun 29, 2007, 03:22pm
Jurassic Referee Jurassic Referee is offline
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Originally Posted by RookieDude
A couple observations on the "bald" official...

* It looks like he could SLOW down just a bit.... TAKE YOUR TIME!

* At the conclusion of the game...the bald dude turned his tail and ran.
Very easily explained, Dude-y. Bald officials get dehydrated much quicker than officials with hair. It is a scientific fact that moisture is lost at a much faster rate through the top of a bald person's head than it does for us foliated officials. It's similar, science-wise, to global warming because caused partially by the loss of rain forests. This means that there is a much greater medical urgency for officials with wide parts like the one in the film to re-hydrate themselves as soon as possible at the end of games. To do so, they use an approved procedure known as "Brownpop Therapy".

That is why Dan_Ref for instance looks like a cross between Speedy Gonzalez and the RoadRunner at the end of a game.

It's true, it's true........
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