That's why my response is always the same when asked, "what level do you umpire?"
"Supposedly adults."
It takes them a moment to realize what I'm saying, but they usually get a kick out of it.
I frankly have little sympathy for "professional athletes" and their coaches. They're paid outrageous salaries (more than I make in 6 years' time), have most of the year off, go on strike every 5-10 years, and whine constantly. And they're playing a game! A GAME!
Isn't it odd how in baseball, if a player fails 70% of the time at bat, he's considered good?
My thoughts? Fire 'em all. Bring up the kids who really want to play their hearts out. Drop the obscene ticket prices down to $10 again so a family of four can watch a sport that's played with some dignity without having to pay the price of a cheap car.