[mick]

Originally Posted by rockyroad

In the original situation, why not just hit the whistle, turn toward the bench and loudly say "Is there a problem here?" at which point player and coach would both have sheepishly sat down and stfu...if they didn't, then move on to whacking and tossing...it ain't rocket science.

See? Like I said. Good post.
If it happens yer ready.