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A die hard golfer dies and goes to that big golf course in the sky and is met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
St. Peter starts to show Arnie around the golf course when they come to a par three which is 250 yards long and all carry over water. A man is on the tee and is using an eight iron. Arnie says to St. Peter: "Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" St. Peter responded: "That is Jesus Christ, he thinks he is Arnold Palmer."
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Mark T. DeNucci, Sr.
Go Youngstown (Ohio) State University Penguins!
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Toledo, Ohio, United States of America
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