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Bob Knight, Denny Crum, and Dean Smith were all in a car wreck and perished. They all arrived at the pearly gates and were immediately ushered up to speak to God.
God, sitting in a fine gold throne floating above their heads, spoke to the group and asked that each person identify themselves, talk about their accomplishments, and tell him what the people thought of them.
Well Dean goes first and mentions his many winning seasons, national champions, a fine graduation rate, running a program with class and how the people of North Carolina think he was as masterful a coach as has ever been.
Then Denny began, Stating that he too has won a couple national championships, his program was one of the best around for many year, and Lousiville fans thought he was the best thing since sliced bread.
Finally Bobby gets up there and mentions his 3 national championship, graduation rate, teaching respect, the strides his Texas Tech team has made in only one year and "The people of Indiana think your sittin in my chair"
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