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All of these are actual:
#1
At the plate conference:
Partner (to coaches): "A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar..."
Do you really need to hear the rest to know that I was pissed?
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#2
Partner (to me, before coaches arrive): "You got great pitching, should be a quick game."
Me: "Will you shut the F up!"
The jinx was on!
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#3
Partner (after having had a detailed pre-game meeting before we came on the field): "Now tell me again, when do I go out on a fly?"
Me: "Oh, shi(t)."
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#4
Partner: "Call a big strike zone tonight, I have to get to another field for another game after this."
Me: "Up yours."
Last edited by lawump; Thu Mar 29, 2007 at 12:12pm.
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