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Originally Posted by bob jenkins
Not original, but:
Strikes lead to outs.
Outs lead to innings.
Innings lead to games.
Games lead to cash.
Cash leads to beer.
Beer leads to sleep.
Sleep is good.
Call more strikes.
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Ah, kinda reminds me of the ole explanation, Bob, that drinking gets you to Heaven...
If you drink a lot you get drunk.
When you get drunk you fall down.
When you fall down you pass out.
When you pass out you commit no sin.
When you commit no sin you go to Heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to Heaven!
