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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett
I keep a small roll of Tums in my front pocket and switch it from side to side when the arrow changes. It really comes in handy during the game when I get stomach aches from listening to coaches.
BTW - I used to use a Hickory Farms beefstick, but the female coaches were always drooling, so I stopped.
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Mark, as I told you on Saturday, it wasn't drool. It was revulsion at your deformity!