Last Saturday evening, girls 7th grade rec game. First trip down the floor we have a jump ball. I blow the whistle, then A1 swings at B1...WHACK, flagrant T. Go to the bench to tell the coach and he reminds me he only has 5 girls. I tell him that he only has 4 girls, cause #15 is gone. He starts yelling that I can't toss his star for a simple swing (and according to him, he should know because he is the league commissioner). I tell him to calm down, he knows the rules and she is out. He keeps screaming so, WHACK. I turn to tell the table that I have a T on the white team coach and hear; "You can't give me a f****ng T for that!". I turn around and say (with me cutest smile); "You're right coach, I can give you two!" WHACK.
18 seconds and I have already tossed a player and a coach. Not bad for a rookie
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