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Originally posted by Bart Tyson
Mark that is funny but i don't think the coach would let you get all that out. How about, coach your players are too fast for the other team to foul.
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Hey - when I talk, coaches listen - kind of like the old E.F. Hutton commercials.
However, if you think that was too long, try this:
Howler Monkey: Look at the fouls. We've got nine and they've got only four.
You: Coach, you're wrong. You've got ten. WHACK!