JR,
As much as you want to be right, you are WRONG! Look at this picture and tell me what rule is broken.
http://hosted.ap.org/photos/S/SPANER...1932-small.jpg
The compression shorts are above the knee and it should be obvious to anyone that when he stands up normally it will look like he is wearing full-length tights.
Again, this isn't why I'm here and trust me I've been here. I appreciate the kind words from some members, but BNR and Chuck can tell you that I really haven't been gone.