At the men's game tonight, the mascots and cheerleaders tossed T-shirts into the stands quite a few times. I gave it some thought, and decided we should take up a collection and do the same thing with rulebooks.
First, any media covering the game would get a free copy. (Radio guy next to me got really confused when there was a PC on A, B's coach got a technical, A1 shot two shots, then B got the ball back.) Then, any time a fan yelled an idiotic comment, we would just throw a rulebook in his/her general direction, preferably hitting him in the head.
LOL! I think I'll be a good 50 years older than anyone here when that one happens