[bob jenkins]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
Usually, I just report "unsportsmanlike conduct", but if it was for profanity, I add that.

If the coach asks what the player said, I'll tell him. My favorite is a Davism whenever the player said "the F word."

Howler Monkey: What did he say?
Me: It was that word that starts with "F" and ends with "U-C-K" and it's not "FIRETRUCK".

I tried that once. The coach had no idea what I was talking about.