[swvaref]

Jesus and Moses where playing golf. Moses hits the ball straight toward the water, the water parts , the ball lands on the green. JESUS hits the ball straight toward the water, the ball bounces over the water lands on the green. Their 3rd person hits the ball it lands in the woods , a bird catches the ball , he gives it to the squirrel , the squirrel takes the ball to the green,drops it in the hole, Moses says I hate it when I play with your DAD