Umpire: Coach, you aren't arguing the ball/strike calls are you?
Coach: Well, er.....no, I was just, um...
Umpire: That's good, coach. I'm sure you know that if you were, I would have to eject you and I don't want to do that. Okay, coach? Let's play some ball.
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