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Milkman - I wear shorts and look cool
Everyone else - Wearing shorts cannot look good.
Milkman - No I look cool because everyone else is fat. Plus, I'm tough because I don't wear a chest protector or normal shinguards.
Everyone else - Wearing shorts cannot look good, and you're really endangering yourself by not wearing at least the chest protector.
Milkman - Nuh, uh, Hoss... everyone else is fat - they look horrible. Besides, I only look cool in shorts for 10U, which don't deserve the full uniform.
Everyone else - Wearing shorts cannot look good.
Milkman - Yuh, huh - cause everyone else is fat.
I can't help but picture Ben Stiller in Dodgeball when I read toughguy's posts...
STFU.
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"Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile." - Hall of Fame Pitcher Christy Mathewson
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