Reading your reply you legally could be calling strikes at the players ankles. You'd also be leading the league in ejections LIIRISHMAN
You're probably correct about calling some strikes at the ankles. I've seen some pitchers who could do that and also I have hit against some in my much younger years...Ejections, I don't think so...What was that pregame discussion that we had about balls and strikes, sir/madam(whichever the case might be)?