There's one member here from that area that I'm sure will help you *RISE* up through the ranks in some of the youth leagues there. He'll get you games so fast it'll make your head *SPIN.* You'll no doubt find that he'll make umpiring in San Antonio a very *UP LIFTING* experience.
Tim.
Sorry, it's sort of an inside joke. There is a member of this board who can probably help you out. Just don't debate physics with him!